Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Victoria Vegan Alfredo Sauce


I got this at Sprouts for a whopping $7 a jar. Considering the price I thought it would be amazing. I mean, finally a vegan alfredo sauce, right?! Wrong!

This is hands down the most disgusting sauce, vegan or not, I have ever tried.
It was so bad in fact that I wrote Sprouts a letter suggesting they stop selling this crap, and I wrote the company a letter advising them to change their recipe. It's that bad! Sprouts offered to refund my money. Victoria Vegan declined to respond. 

PROS                                                                      CONS
comes in a jar                                                           tastes like sour socks
can use it to make shitty dinner for                          expensive
someone you want to scare off                                 gross slimy consistency
label has a weirdly erotic photo of a woman            tastes nothing like alfredo, like at all


VERDICT: Write your local congressman to dispose of this crap. Just kidding. Don't buy it though. For real. avoid like the plague. 

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